Favorite Shantae Quotes

Basically, recap favorite lines from the series (all two-going-on-three games of it). I'll start:

Shantae: (after getting the key from Barracuda Joe) Thanks Barracuda Joe! You're a lifesaver. (Kiss!)
Barracuda Joe: Don't say "kiss" to me unless yer actually giving me a kiss. Otherwise it's just words. Okay?
Shantae: Okay. (Kiss!)
Barracuda Joe: Okay, yer doing it again.

"I once saw a girl shoot milk out of her nose... maybe she's a genie"

Eheh, I liked all the references to Brickroad's LP too. Barracuda Joe and said scene where it makes you think Shantae is kissing him. And in turn Sky's quip about being able to tell East from West. I'll be honest: I think I'd glow red for days if Shantae simply said "kiss!" to me

Not to mention the references which went over my head, which of course makes them the best references:
"Oh boy... a blob" Shantae says when shown the C4. WayForward of course had worked recently on the Wiimake of A Boy and his Blob, which I heard in turn also contains a small Shantae doll cameo. I always wondered what C4 was doing in a Shantae game, but I heard the same sprite was also used in WayForward's Batman: The Brave and the Bold.
And an NPC's talk about being four shades of green with envy because he can't access the GBA-only content. And to think it seems like only yesterday that I was so fascinated by the original Gameboy model in all it's bulky, blurry, greeny glory.

But my favorite lines have to be those that Risky slings forth.
"Men! Spank this one EXTRA hard for mommy!"
"I'll slice you into tiny bits and dance on your runny innards!"
If there's anything sharper than her blade, it's definitely her tongue

Nai255 wrote:
Not to mention the references which went over my head, which of course makes them the best references:
"Oh boy... a blob" Shantae says when shown the C4. WayForward of course had worked recently on the Wiimake of A Boy and his Blob, which I heard in turn also contains a small Shantae doll cameo. I always wondered what C4 was doing in a Shantae game, but I heard the same sprite was also used in WayForward's Batman: The Brave and the Bold.
And an NPC's talk about being four shades of green with envy because he can't access the GBA-only content. And to think it seems like only yesterday that I was so fascinated by the original Gameboy model in all it's bulky, blurry, greeny glory.

Theres also a Contra reference (since WayForward did Contra 4):
Risky: (appears in her Tinkertub) It's time for Risky's Revenge! Let's attack aggressively!

And from the first game:
Magic Spyglass: KNOW THAT IF YOU WISH TO LOOK THROUGH ME, I MUST FIRST LOOK THROUGH YOU.
Shantae: I certainly hope you mean through my heart or soul or something.
Magic Spyglass: OF COURSE THAT'S WHAT I MEAN!

Aww ya'll stole the spyglass one and Risky's final battle quote.

So here's a few of mine from RR.

Abner Cadaver and Poe: Hey, you the chick with the brain?

Squid Baron: Let's be reasonable here...
Shantae: Okay.
Squid Baron: ...
Shantae: ...
Squid Baron: ...DINE AND DASH!!!
Shantae: He's so dead.